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1. An exclamatory remark uttered by a person who has just performed or experienced a profound accomplishment.

2. A response to the current existence of harmony and balance within the world.
1. Dude, I can't believe I hooked up with that girl last night! Kobe!!

2. I'm really happy right now. Kobe!
by Shaved Crayon March 09, 2008
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1.
something a black man says when they throw a condom into a trashcan after having sex with a white woman in a hotel room
jamal shoots and he scores! kobe!
by stan February 13, 2005
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2.
An exclamation, referring to talented basketball player and alleged rapist Kobe Bryant, used when someone does something requiring skill or great luck pretending to be skill. Created by Dave Chappelle when throwing a used condom into the trash can after prematurely ejaculating in an episode of Chappelle Show.
(Tosses piece of trash toward the trash can, goes in) KOBE!

(Takes a shot in pool, goes into a completely different pocket then the player anticipated) KOBE!
by Gin_Orphan April 15, 2004
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3.
a person who enjoys ass-pounding females relentlessly
damn girl my ass is sore, billy did a kobe on me last night !
by some TFer March 01, 2004
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4.
A city in Japan.
See also basketball and rape.
Kobe's in deep shit.
by KRHimself February 22, 2004
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5.
to throw a condom in a garbage can after having sex with a mentally-retarded, blonde, white woman on the back of a chair in a hotel room in colorado.
i swear! it was consensual!
by clevelandsteamer August 07, 2005
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6.
A great word to scream while doing something or anything that brings excitement or joy to you or friends.
(When you throw trash away from a far)KOBE!
(While having sexual intercourse)KOBE!
(While actually playing basketball)KOBE!
by Chunkzerz! December 22, 2007
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7.
A famous basketball player. He is very good, has lots of fans and lots of haters. He is no where near as good as michael jordan but he is the closest to mike in the nba right now, excluding lebron. He averages like 25 points a games and like 4 assists throughout his career.

Something you say after you make a basket. A word that was made very popular by a funny black man named dave chappelle .
Fan - Yo, kobe is nice, he gets mad points.
Hater - Cuz he's a ballhog.
Fan - No he's still gets like 5 assists a game.
Fan - You got to admit that kobe's "the man".
Hater - Yea well... he's still a raper.

Dave Chappelle - Yea son, yea. You want some of that? kobeeeee.
*Scores basket.

by Jonathan P. Lin March 07, 2007
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