Knuckle-Ass

The condition of having an asshole itch so intense and deep that it feels like the only way you can properly scratch it is to stick your finger up your ass all the way up to the knuckle, and scratch your asshole from the inside.

A case of knuckle ass might be the result of poor hygiene (see hanus anus) or could just be an unlucky ass itch that anyone can get from time to time.

"I took a shit this morning and I guess I didn't wipe well enough. Now I've got major knuckle-Ass"

Knuckle-Ass by smrtpntz November 12, 2011

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ass knuckle

The growth of an inflammed, festered, and bloody hemorrhoid that creates a groove-like affect in your feces.

Dave, don't do it. Jeff has an ass knuckle, that's not going to be fun.

ass knuckle by Sean Piner October 1, 2006

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Ass-knuckle

Someone who is clueless or stupid.

"Dude the new guy is such a dumbass!

"for real, he's a total friggin' ass-knuckle!

Ass-knuckle by Skin bone June 21, 2011

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Knuckle to ass

When you make a fist with your hand and u rub the knuckles on the frame of an asswhole or in the ass.

Yo that guy be doing "knuckle to ass"

Knuckle to ass by Uk36yeahaight March 2, 2019

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Ass Knuckles

When a woman (sometimes a man) wears short shorts and the bottom part of her buttcheeks are showing. Mainly the part where the cheek meets the leg.

"Wow check out melissa in those short shorts you can totally see her ass knuckles!"

Ass Knuckles by Sleekfrog707 November 29, 2023

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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