Knoof 

Knoof, or Kn00f may refer to:

A combination spoon and knife that is particularly suited to preparing peanut-butter and jelly sandwiches.

-or-

A derogatory slang term that can refer to sexual acts, domination, or destruction.

I used a knoof to eat my dinner.

I used a knoof to eat your mother.

I was totally kn00fed by the other players in COD last night.

I walked in on them knoofing.

Knoof by Snicker Bungley May 11, 2010

F'knoof 

F'knoof: (see also: Cambridge F'knoof) n. a multipurpose eating utensil that combines the function of a traditional fork, knife and spoon into one untensil.

Did you know?
The F'knoof was invented in October of 2006 by a group of American exchange students visiting the U.K. Frustrated with contemporary eating utensils and eager to revolutionize the modern culinary world, they assembled and marketed the first F'knoof (a combination of the words "fork" "knife" and "spoon") and by 2007 F'knoofs could be found in households and restaurants around the world. It's original name "Cambridge F'knoof" was initially used for marketing purposes, but the place title was soon dropped after IKEA contracted rights to the patent.

Old-school knives and forks, I dread! I'll use the handy dandy F'knoof instead!

F'knoof by Kristyn Sanders, Amy Crocker, Emily Sacks, Lauren Eash October 22, 2006

a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit

if you stab british (wo)man in the chest, they often find the experience unpleasant and will likely think that your behaviour is a bit rude.

a person: *stabs a british lad*
the british lad: a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit

a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit by c0mosellama September 29, 2020

Koofty 

1. Another name for the good good (marajuana)
2. A really good time, especially when the good good is in use

1.Hey man, wanna hit up wawa and then hit the koofty?
2. Maaaan, that party last night was so NOT lit, but I pulled out the good good and I had a koofty time.

Koofty by Yetis Flexer July 3, 2015

mark knopfler 

The main man behind the greatest band ever 'Dire Straits'. Arguably one the greatest guitarists ever.

That Mark Knopfler is a fuckin God.

mark knopfler by mairs June 1, 2006

Knook 

It is like a knight, but it also moves like a rook. You can only get it via a promotion and it is the most OP piece in Chess. It is represented by the knight, but with the rook as a hat.

h8=KN
1: Don't do me like this!!!
2: haha knook go brrrrr

Knook by heladeradragon October 11, 2022

Knoop Dogging 

Following the rules to the point that it makes you a complete bellend.

Prof: "Your peers will mark your presentations. It's worth 10% of the course marks"
Tupap: "Let's give each other full marks then we have a guaranteed 10%!!!"
Knoop Dogg: "I will give people the mark I think they deserve. If they don't deserve full marks why should I give it to them?!"
Jae-Z: "He's Knoop Dogging us."
Biggie Manos: "What is an area?"

Knoop Dogging by jibcheese February 2, 2015