Knome

A human size version of the classic gnome. Often found naked and hiding in bushes. Has an infectious laugh that turns everyone into a gibbering mess. They are difficult to understand unless you are drunk. Hates people with orange hair, ginger biscuits and names beginning with the letter W.

'That knome I saw last night kicked me because I was ginger and called Will'

by Thespellinggod October 29, 2021

Knoming

To go Knoming is to fuck shit up. To break stuff, to burn people's property and to piss in the gas tank of a shitty 1983 Nissan mini van.

let's go knoming later and fuck some shit up

by Josh is a Tool March 5, 2009

knome

A sexy supergod. Quintessentially snaz and undoubtedly the sharpest dresser in any crowd. Often comes with a pedigree of broken-mischief, such as violence towards (theiving) girls, but this all adds to the effect. A "knome" or whatever is in essence cool (sub-zero even)!

N.B. Definietly NOT gay! (i fancy fiona... oh shit the games up)

a "gwodling" whatever or whoever that is

by dancio Incisor July 19, 2005

shit eating lawn knome

my Nicholas

your a shit eating lawn knome

by Ellie October 13, 2003