Knobvious

When your dick's really obvious. Loosen up the trousers, buddy.

Jane: Woah there boy! You're looking pretty knobvious! Think about nuns or something

Dave: Sorry mum

by jaffabeans March 8, 2011

Knobvious

A saying or word-mouthing which states some cosmic unavoidable truth; yet which leaves the speaker looking a bit of a knob; either through pomposity or downright righteousness.

Can also be used to describe communal shower politics.

I say, Clarkson, this guerilla warfare is taxing!";"That, Fidel, is knobvious.

by Mephistophelix October 15, 2010