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Knobsworth 

knobsworth noun
A derogatory term used to describe a dislikable and irritating individual who has an opinion on everything. A knobsworth will usually feel that he is in a position of authority or has a sense of purpose. Worse than a Jobsworth, a Knobsworth will be disagreeable even if there is no point.
That traffic official is a right Knobsworth. Not only did he stop me from driving my mate and his decapitated arm to the Accident and Emergency entrance, he told me I should not have parked in the Ambulance Bay.
Knobsworth by Cerveza-Mutt. June 25, 2009
Like a jobsworth but much, much worse.
The twat doing this audit is a nobsworth
Nobsworth by Dicky Miller August 21, 2018
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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016