Knoblet 

Small knobbly unerect dick. Usually to describe a person rather than their dick.

Shut up you fuckin knoblet.

Knoblet by Sulpher Dragon April 22, 2005

Knoblet 

A person who is a baby knob or somebody who is going to turn into a knob when they grow up

She's a real knoblet at her age I can't imagine what a big knob she's going to be when she's older

Knoblet by Missyoungtiller October 15, 2018

Knoblet 

A skull having many knob-like protrusions.

A variation of nugget.

Walter's wife in Breaking Bad, has a haggard knoblet.

Knoblet by Rocco the other white meat. March 25, 2010

knublet 

suprisingly, the 'k' is pronounced. knublets are nubs that sway back and forth when they get nervous or excited. in tense moments, knublets can be observed swaying at high enough speeds to generate a distinct humming sound.

at a lan party:
player1: do you hear that sound?
player2: yeah, it's a knublet, you fuckin nub. ignore it and zerg rush, k?

knublet by dan456 August 22, 2006

Wobbley Knobler 

The act of violently shaking your semi-erect penis in such a way as to mimic a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man.

I did the wobbley knobler for my girlfriend to entertain her; she was very impressed.

Wobbley Knobler by mattandlauren May 27, 2012

knoblett 

A small knob.
A term of light abuse used for ones closer friends or housemates.

used to abuse in an endearing way. say if someone had not washed dishes or eaten your food.

" oh no you left the wet washing in the machine you utter knoblett"

knoblett by saintty June 9, 2009

knoblem

A problem of the male genitalia such as an STI, a direct hit by an oject (accidental or meant) or the worst kind, catching of said weapon in the flies of your trousers

"what's up John mate? You're walking a little gingerly" "oh Les, took one to the hang down off one of the kids this morning and its throbbing" "quick, get John some ice he's got a right knoblem

knoblem by coyneezy July 26, 2009