Knighting

When you're done getting a prime blow job. You knight the person who blew you with your penis, by placing your penis on her left shoulder then you move your penis to her right shoulder. You may also use your penis to slap her in the face so she doesn't forget, depends on tradition.

Steve got the best blow job of his life from Sandi that he had to knight her with his penis. Sandi's knighting took place under a full moon beside the castle.

by Mike Pezacouski August 8, 2012

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When a person is talking/describing a story or moment, and begins to mumble at the most important piece of information.

A Friend: What was that story you were talking about?

The Knighter: Right, this girl was about to scfniv reiei erijmsd sdv and then we wruv rvijerv vbtreo and it was brilliant.

The Friend: Sorry, you were just Knighting, say that again.

by TheBaker303 January 13, 2013

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When you unload a round towards someone on a shooting game and it goes on both sides of the opponent not hitting them.

Cant shoot worth a shit today..I keep knighting people.

by Merch-Ant August 13, 2013

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When You are about to jizz, pull out and jizz on the girls right shoulder, then left shoulder, and say "welcome young soldier"

When kenny knighted Brandon, he made brandons dreams come true.
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I've knighted more girls than Queen Elizabeth

by Gary B May 22, 2003

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The swift, stealthy motion of placing one's penis on another's right shoulder, then left shoulder. Usually resulting in some sort of altercation, the method is misunderstood- as it is actually a form of respect.

"When I was knighting my grandmother without her waking up, a huge feeling of selflessness and cheer overwhelmed me, than I gave her best friend, Mabel, a high five with my unerect penis."

by Stank Bob December 20, 2009

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