A knee Job is when you wake up at two in the morning and your old lady has jammed her Knee into your C&B's and is rubbin' like she either wants to bust 'em off or make you spurt a load on her leg. Generally best when she's wearing hosiery of some kind.
My wife woke me up with a fantastic Knee Job and I made a mess on her shin.
This occurs usually in a loud bar. A male approaches a female he is interested in and proceeds to rub his crotch against her knee as he comes in to talk to her. Usually used to display sexual prowess and vigor.
Amy: Wow did you see that freak try for a knee job? He's creepy and I don't like his suit.
Sean: Man this chick wanted me so bad she gave me a knee job.
my friend dustin was braggin bout the kneejob he got from his g/f the other nite
When a girl, typically a weird one, puts her vagina on your knee and starts to ride it vigorously until she climaxes. It usually does nothing for the guy and his knee thats involved.
Elizabeth-I wanna have an orgasm.
Me-Okay..I can help with that!
Elizabeth-Let me ride your knee.
Elizabeth-No don't watch the movie! Watch me give you a sexy knee job. I've had a lot of practice.
Me-Uh-mm.. this is doing nothing for me.
Elizabeth- Sh-shh! I'm almost done!
When a girl traps a man's penis against a wall and rubs it violently.
Short for KJ
That bitch wouldn't put out, so i told that hoe to give me a knee job.
When a female, typically of Austrian decent, sits on a bar stool directly across from a male whom is also sitting on a bar stool of equal height. The female then proceeds to spread her legs to form about a 90 degree angle. For the next 2-3 hours the female vigorously rubs the opposite male's knee up against her female reproductive organs until a climax ensues.
Dude, I was drinking at this bar in Munich when this totally totally D.T.F. Austrian girl kept giving me knee job after knee job. She probably rattled off 5-6 kj's during a 3 hour stretch.