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a last name of German origin. Pronounced(Ka-nouse).
The Knauss' live there.
Knauss by Amaand February 4, 2009
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A small, annoying, ingorant punk who pisses people off and acts all tough over the phone and computer, but will not bother you in real life because it knows you will kill it. Also a mouse that will follow you around on facebook and comment on everything you do.
That retard is such a knauss.
knauss by nicker bocker rules October 28, 2009

melania knauss 

A FUGLY former model with a face like a Ferrarri. Better looking than that fish-faced soon-to-be-ex husband of hers Donald Trump. Excrutiatingly overrated in looks.
If I had a choice between Melania Knauss and a dead chicken, I'd rather french kiss the dead chicken.

Also, those two will have the UGLIEST children!

klaussexual 

Klaussexual is when you are only attracted to a original vampire and werewolf hybrid, Niklaus Mikaelson and cant be attracted to anyone else your age or in general due to your obsession with him
Dude! She’s klaussexual she won’t even look at you!
klaussexual by Klausobsessednerd December 29, 2020

klaussexual 

A person who is attracted to Klaus mikaleson
Oh Donna can’t stop drooling over Klaus she must be klaussexual
klaussexual by Ms mikaleson December 29, 2020

KlausSexual 

You are completely and utterly in love with Klaus Mikaelson from The Vampire Diaries and The Originals.
Caroline: I think I'm in love with Klaus Mikaelson.
Damon: That means your KlausSexual.