Kling

a kick ass name meaning a blade, a sword. It's German too.

Damn, Mrs. Kling, you look extra fine! Uhh.. so do you Mr. Kling...*runs*

by Essie Kay October 20, 2008

Kling

A stupid fuck-tard, that looks like Peter Griffin.

My boss is a kling

by Corona693369 June 23, 2009

Kling

A slut; a girl who goes for the whole team

Man did you hear john nailed a kling?

-yeah he'll probably need to get himself checked out

by Lilmanyouknow April 08, 2016

Kling-on

1. Evil race which exists in the fictional Star Trek saga.

2. Blob of faecal matter which clings onto the buttocks and/or buttock hairs. Removal is usually considerably messy.

"Watch out-that's not a melted Malteser...!"

by Mr. Stab July 19, 2004

Kling-on

A girl who doesn't know when its over.

I told that Biaitch that it was over but she's a kling-on

by Will Shaw April 17, 2003

Kling-on

shit stuck fast to the hairs on your arse

Honey, if your going down there watch out for the kling-ons

by speedmonkey October 10, 2003

Klinge

The instance when your boxer's get lodged between the crack in your buttox.

Justin woke up with some Klinge, and was unable to free his boxers from his crack.

by Jzupp June 27, 2006