Klimpaloon is a magic bathing suit believed to live in the mountains of Himalaya. People who state to have seen this magical being describe it as an old school style suit with green and white stripes floating in the air. Klimpaloon has also been spotted near or in caves. He is not described as evil or harmful although it is a very shy and secretive creature.
Person A: Some people might say that klimpaloon isn't real but I've seen him.
Person B: WhAt ArE yOu EvEn SaYiNg PaTrIsHa?!
Person A: Leave me alone, Mom, you will never understand the all mighty Klimpaloon!
Person B: Just go to your room...
Person A: Good! I was just about to leave anyways!!!
Person B
Person B: WhAt ArE yOu EvEn SaYiNg PaTrIsHa?!
Person A: Leave me alone, Mom, you will never understand the all mighty Klimpaloon!
Person B: Just go to your room...
Person A: Good! I was just about to leave anyways!!!
Person B
by Arizona Shrek corporate May 6, 2020
Oh, oh, oh
He stands in winter, he's striped and frozen
He is completely out of style
He got no hands; he got no feet
All mouth and teeth, but he don't smile
He's made out of wool, he's itchy to wear
He's got broad stripes and savoir-faire
He's out of place almost everywhere
Since 1883
He's a costume out of time
Both ridiculous and sublime
Seems innocuous, but I'm
Afraid he's scarin' me
He's the magical old-timey bathing suit
That lives in the Himalayas
They call him Klimpaloon (Klimpaloon)
If you're between Tibet and Nepal
And you're quiet, you can hear the call
Of Klimpaloon: (Klimpaloon)
Klimpaloon (feat. Candace): Nang-nang-nang-nang-nang-nang-nang-nang-nang-nang!
Love Händel: He stands in winter!
He stands in winter, he's striped and frozen
He is completely out of style
He got no hands; he got no feet
All mouth and teeth, but he don't smile
He's made out of wool, he's itchy to wear
He's got broad stripes and savoir-faire
He's out of place almost everywhere
Since 1883
He's a costume out of time
Both ridiculous and sublime
Seems innocuous, but I'm
Afraid he's scarin' me
He's the magical old-timey bathing suit
That lives in the Himalayas
They call him Klimpaloon (Klimpaloon)
If you're between Tibet and Nepal
And you're quiet, you can hear the call
Of Klimpaloon: (Klimpaloon)
Klimpaloon (feat. Candace): Nang-nang-nang-nang-nang-nang-nang-nang-nang-nang!
Love Händel: He stands in winter!
by The one with a lot of adobe September 27, 2020