kletch 

An extremely annoying/awful person, someone who is gay, lesbian, or LGBTQ+ in some way, or someone who has autism/is disabled in some way, especially mentally.

“Man, that Kyle guy is such a kletch.”
“You’re a gay-ass kletch Craig!”

kletch by l1lyp4d April 8, 2023

kletus 

A backwoods, new mexican hillbilly diesel mechanic. Defines one who enjoys shooting guns, drinking whiskey like it's going out of style and is real keen at jury rigging things to make them work.

See that dude? He's a major kletus

kletus by Dickhead92 February 14, 2015

Klete Keller 

A US Olympic swimmer from 2000, 2004, and 2008 who ran down Ian Thorpe in Athens on the 800 free relay. And has multiple Olympic medals and also decided to ruin his reputation by storming the US Capitol along with other incompetent people.

Klete Keller has managed to one up both Ryan Lochte and Connor Dwyer in being very stupid.

Klete Keller by S/he’s just a friend January 12, 2021

Kletch 

A word describing anyone whos is LGBT+, or in anyway disabled / neurodivergent.

“Holy shit, look there, it’s that Kletch, Brooke/Griffin!”
“Damn, Julia, you really are a Kletch.”

Kletch by Ajaxalicious April 10, 2023

Klett 

When a man drops his pants and you cant tell if what you see is a small penis or and large clit, what you see is a Klett.

John: Dude I was so surprised last night.
Jim: Why?
John: Well Cory acts so cool I thought he had a big penis.
Jim: And?
John: He has a fuckin Klett. That shit was funny.

Klett by John Bateman December 19, 2009

kletchwana 

someone who gets the "hiv" from squirrels

Lindsay is afraid of Pat, the kletchwana

kletchwana by Lindsay September 4, 2003

kletchwana 

Someone that Pat gives the "HIV" to

Diane was an unfortunate kletchwana victim.

kletchwana by Lindsay September 5, 2003