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A Abnormality/Mental disorder which involves stealing items from shops (Shoplifting) when a person does not actually need the item. But does it because they have the desire. Usually they find the feeling of stealing as satisfying as an Orgasm.
"Lucy is such a Kleptophiliac. She finds shop lifting better then Sex."
by Itwontletmepickaname March 22, 2006
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