Top Definition
A sexually transmitted infection that gives people the urge to steal things after sex, especially other people's girlfriends/boyfriends.
Guy 1: "Chester, I got Kleptomydia from Aaron's girlfriend!"

Chester: "I thought it made you steal people's girlfriends AFTER you get it??"

Guy 1: "It does...That's why I'm letting you know before your girlfriend tells you what we did last night..."

Chester: Beat down on Guy 1
by arekushi2 September 28, 2010
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