HUGE GOOBER! Spasmodic, lame, youtube junkie, cheeseburger aficionado, online chess player, gets haircuts in hopes of "random" boob graze, overuse of the word kinky, has a pet skunk named stripey, overuse of the high five, obsesses over fantasy sports of ANY kind.
If one is attempting to Fart and miscalculates the moisture content of his or her Fecal Matter, a small amount of Excrement sometimes gets produced form the anus (misintentionaly).
Upon inspection of the underwear the person looks to see a Brown, yellow, green, Black or Red shape that resembles a Kenworth Logo.