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A small little man, often blessed with in-proportionate body features such as large arms, or nose, but small legs and feet. He often pursues women, with little to no success, possibly due to disgusting habits such as excessive nose blowing, chocolate milk and slurpee chugging, and black and mild smoking. He is easily noticeable due to his strange forms of transportation which include large buses and vans, or tiny scooters.
-Did you see that Kleinstuber in front of Royal Farms?
-Yea he was chuggin a slurpee in his Astro Van so we got the hell out of there!
by Delaware's Finest: Pistol Pete April 12, 2011

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