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Noun - The feeling of which you are dance molested by a gang of Kenyans at a club, disco, etc.
The male guy was klarfed at a disco last night.
by StuNoaElmRob January 15, 2011
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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klarf: Micah's word. he made it up don't steal it. or else.
klarf is micah's word. its an awesome word
by micah June 21, 2004
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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