pull a jon klaasen 

when you wear a pair of timbs, or any kind of boots with a pair of ripped jeans

if you are pulling a jon klaasen it's probably during the summer although you can pull a jon klaasen anytime of year given that jon wears boots and ripped jeans year round

"Should I pull a Jon Klaasen today and wear my timbs?"

pull a jon klaasen by papajonklaasen July 18, 2017

klasseno 

verb. Putting any kind of salted peanut butter or jam on your penis and having your dog lick it of with enthusiasm and pleasure

you call lassy in after a hard day of work and instead of beatin your meat you klasseno harder then you ever have before

klasseno by sexymcg November 16, 2009

klaased 

You can be klaased by Klaas, a man who's everywhere. If your klaased you talk the "breezah" language and listen to music like R&B and hip-hop. So a person like 50cent is klaased. But you can call anything klaased. For example, Breezer drink is klaased and Runescape is klaased. Klaased just means something is stupid in that kind of way. A person who's klaased you can call a "klaased nerd".

$|-|@Do0wwR€aPaH: Yo0ww k@y! d0 YoU pL@y wow????
Kayer: Hmm, your klaased.

klaased by kayer June 12, 2006

Klassenschranken

The act of putting Dorla or any weird person in the class closet, also known better as Klassenschrank. This can be done as a punishment or as an act of boredom.

Klassenschranken is an old tradition, you may only do it if you are mighty of it.

Dialogue (German with English Translation):
A: OMG Du bist so ein Dorla, ey! Ich klassenschranke dich jetzt!! (OMG youre such a Dorla, i will klassenschrank you now, dude!)
B: Nein bitte nicht (No please dont)
A: HEHEHEHA (HEHEHEHA)
B: *from in the Klassenschrank* LASS MICH RAUS (LET ME OUT)
A: Nein. (No.)

Klassenschranken by Chimkn May 24, 2022

klassen 

A country bumpkin who pees off the front porch, throws stones at visitors, and fashions his own tractor implements. Will occasionally be spotted cutting off chicken's heads with scissors. Often marries above his station

You can dress up a Klassen, but you can't take him out in public.

klassen by B. M00r3 October 18, 2013

klaassen

The whitest kid and orangest hair u will ever see. The smartest person but doesn't always have common sense. Has a zest for life and will accomplish many great things and goals.

Look how far he's gotten, he must be a Klaassen.

klaassen by soccercrazy14 November 29, 2009

Klassen 

To give sensible, honest, rational, yet extremely vexatious advice to someone. Often comes in the form of inspirational quotes or logical solutions.

"Fuck you, stop Klassening me and go buy me some beer."
"Will you fuck off and stop trying to yank on the wheel while I drive?" "God, you're always Klassening me."

Klassen by fordjanet November 30, 2013