Kjell-Fu

The name of very secret norwegian martial art. It is known within the martial arts community as the martial art with the best defense, and the most deadly attacks, in the world. It derives from the ancient martial art of JuJitsu and kung-fu.

"Oh noes! he has a black belt in Kjell-Fu! we are going to die!"

"Stop right there! I am a master of the ancient art of Kjell-Fu!"

by kjellyboy March 16, 2009

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kjell olav

Kjell Olav is a person perfect and nice, who cares about otheres

Ohh there is Kjell Olav I really wanna be friends with him

by EmsiPemsi November 11, 2020

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Kjell Bergqvist

the cool swedish dude

Kjell Bergqvist: ja men skratta då för fan!

by Cornakes September 29, 2019

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Kjell Ove

Kjell Ove is a name used on babies with a big penis. Being named Kjell Ove requires a ritual where you ronk into Monica while singing Bængshot. You can also use Kjell Ove when you are wanking.

For example; Oh look, it is his penis is huge, that must be Kjell Ove

That girl i saw earlier was soo hot! I think I'm gonna Kjell Ove later

by FisForFamily October 26, 2017

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Kjelle

He is a jacked man who doesnt even need to go to the fitness to get jacked. he is most likely a person with a big cock.
He also has so many girls. His downside is that he is addicted to cock(aïne) and nicotine. He also hates short people except when they are of 1 of the 2 genders.

Also very racist and homophobic.

person 1: hello Kjelle i am black and gay!!

Person 2: i hope you dont meet Kjelle

by Big_Cock_Guy September 17, 2022

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