Kizer

Nice until screwed over. Will break their back to help you out unless you use them, then you get nothing. Originated from Kaiser. A name from Germany.

Kizer is the person to go to if you need help man! Oh wait, you're the guy that was talking about them. Well might as well forget that.

by kasers October 20, 2009

Kizer

When you run out lube for anal sex so you grab a bottle of Budweiser off the night stand and use that instead.

I was so wasted this weekend, I'm sure he went Kizer on me.

by La Cochina November 05, 2018

kizer

slang term for shit

the man took a kizer in his pants therefore he couldnt go to work

by paul kizerrrrr March 26, 2013

Kizer Picture

A Picture took so badly no one can figure out what it means and the guy who took the picture needs to be completely unaware of how bad the photo really is

A "KIZER": Look at this picture

A normal human: WTF is this , this is the worst picture i have seen in my life ,this is basically random pixels

are you retarded or something this is the worst Kizer Picture i have seen in my life

truly defines it

by GodOfCancer September 29, 2019

kizer harper

He is a handsome nice funny and all around cool guy. His eyes are amaizing and all the girls love him , he is very very popular.

I love that Kizer Harper guy

by Justin ligma December 01, 2018

Kizer

One of the sweetest boys you’ll ever meet. He is the funniest person and always makes sure that you’re doing okay. He puts all of his time & energy into you and never lets you feel upset. He has the cutest laugh, but he normally laughs at his Faygo or Carti jokes. He doesn’t know how to spell “float” and has an unhealthy obsession with hot chips. He knows everyone and is always insanely kind to them. He likes to sing christmas songs and talk to his friends on the phone. He is one of the best boyfriends you’ll ever get.

Jocelyn: Hey, did I tell you about my friend, Kizer?
Mya: No, but he sure sounds really sweet!

by v4mp_bunny November 22, 2021

Kizer Eats Caca

KizerGaming loves to eat Caca, especially from his own ass! KizerGaming plays animal crossing even though its a caca game. Actually that explains why Kizer likes it

Kizer eats Caca: give me Caca.
Okay here's animal crossing

by TogeCian August 18, 2021