Kizer 

Nice until screwed over. Will break their back to help you out unless you use them, then you get nothing. Originated from Kaiser. A name from Germany.

Kizer is the person to go to if you need help man! Oh wait, you're the guy that was talking about them. Well might as well forget that.

Kizer by kasers October 20, 2009

Kizer 

When you run out lube for anal sex so you grab a bottle of Budweiser off the night stand and use that instead.

I was so wasted this weekend, I'm sure he went Kizer on me.

Kizer by La Cochina November 5, 2018

kizer 

slang term for shit

the man took a kizer in his pants therefore he couldnt go to work

kizer by paul kizerrrrr March 26, 2013

kizer 

Slang term for Pog

The man was pog with his piplup
Therefore he was a kizer

kizer by PiplupTheEggEatingDragon October 10, 2021

Kizer 

One of the sweetest boys you’ll ever meet. He is the funniest person and always makes sure that you’re doing okay. He puts all of his time & energy into you and never lets you feel upset. He has the cutest laugh, but he normally laughs at his Faygo or Carti jokes. He doesn’t know how to spell “float” and has an unhealthy obsession with hot chips. He knows everyone and is always insanely kind to them. He likes to sing christmas songs and talk to his friends on the phone. He is one of the best boyfriends you’ll ever get.

Jocelyn: Hey, did I tell you about my friend, Kizer?
Mya: No, but he sure sounds really sweet!

Kizer by v4mp_bunny November 22, 2021

Kizer Picture 

A Picture took so badly no one can figure out what it means and the guy who took the picture needs to be completely unaware of how bad the photo really is

A "KIZER": Look at this picture

A normal human: WTF is this , this is the worst picture i have seen in my life ,this is basically random pixels

are you retarded or something this is the worst Kizer Picture i have seen in my life

truly defines it

Kizer Picture by GodOfCancer September 29, 2019

kizer harper 

He is a handsome nice funny and all around cool guy. His eyes are amaizing and all the girls love him , he is very very popular.

I love that Kizer Harper guy

kizer harper by Justin ligma December 1, 2018