An animal, native to the Islands of New Zealand. Common traits include Shouting incoherent garble(also known as the "haaka"), fondness for sheep and its ablity to eat, sleep and sh#t, all at the same time.
Hide your sheep mate, here comes another bloody Kiwi!...
by bonza bob July 30, 2004

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when you have a one night stand with someone and they get pregnant
"I'm having your baby, it's none of your business." Harry Styles, Kiwi
by tqueen82 May 20, 2017

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a very underestimated song by Harry Styles from his debut, self-titled album. (its really good btw check it out)
Wow! Kiwi by Harry Styles is totally rad! It's so totally his own sound.
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by SuicidalCrazedLion May 15, 2017

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Slang term usually used by New Zealanders. This word means New Zealander.
"Im a kiwi and we invented pavlova"
by Kiwi #1 March 28, 2014

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someone that is huggable, dorky, sweet, or just plain adorable.
that new guy is just like a kiwi!
by MMVanWyn November 06, 2010

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A furry fruit in dire need of a shaving.
Wait, don't eat that kiwi. Let me shave it for you first.
by lizzi May 19, 2005

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A small flightless bird native of New Zealand, also a name given to anyone born in New Zealand, which is located Just right to Australia, in fact they are like Australia's little snot nosed brother. Australia and New Zealand have fought hard against each other on the sporting field and even harder together as allies in times of conflict, together they are unbeatable, together they are stoic, together they are one, together they are the ANZACS (despite the under arm bowling, which Dougie Walters proved was an easy hit ).

Aussies don't like being called kiwis and Kiwis don't like to be called Aussies. But when push comes to shove, they will stand shoulder to shoulder with the Southern cross above them.

If you talk to a kiwi you will note that they have 1 less vowel than everyone else. They can't say fish, its fush, they can't say six, its sux, they can't say chips, its chups, they are not from NZ, they are from UnZed.
An Aussie is driving in New Zealand and notices someone shagging a sheep by the roadside. The Aussie stops and says 'hey mate, over in Oz we shear them', The kiwi stops, looks up indignantly and says 'Im not sharing her with no-one cuz'.
by MrMopar July 23, 2014

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colloquial name for the New Zealand dollar.
The Kiwi is up one cent against the greenback.
by lcmortensen June 06, 2010

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