Smart Indian kid who is really good at math. Type of guy you would expect to see in Brampton. Doesn't study but gets crazy grades.
by Dazedd January 31, 2023
An absolute wastecadet. Usually Indian and loves to game. Claims to be loyal to one console (eg Xbox 360) and insults any1 who gets anything else, but when he realises that everyone else is getting a ps3, he will get one. Usually loves to mess with peoples minds and play mind games. Boasts about being amazing at games but is really terrible. Almost loves any form of media and if searched will always posses some form of digital media ( eg CDs, DVDs) on his person. But usually amiable if you can avod the mind games because your mind is like a fortress.
1. Kishan: Ew. You bought pPS3. You cunt.
*Every buys ps3*
Kishan: OMG i loove PS3s! I was like, the first person to get one!
2. Kishans Dad: what shall we call our son?
Kishans Mother: I wanted a daughter! Lets give him a crappy name. How bout Kishan?
Kishans Dad: Hah he is doomed to be a wastecadet. Chump.
*Every buys ps3*
Kishan: OMG i loove PS3s! I was like, the first person to get one!
2. Kishans Dad: what shall we call our son?
Kishans Mother: I wanted a daughter! Lets give him a crappy name. How bout Kishan?
Kishans Dad: Hah he is doomed to be a wastecadet. Chump.
by DGM February 28, 2008
by mr_spiderpig September 12, 2007
A mexican pancho that likes to eat nachos while play futbol; a mexican that likes to sit in sexy hot tubs; a mexican monkey that likes to take his shirt off when aroused around little teens. after taking shirt off, he proceeds to the Jacuzzi (pronounced for him Hacuzzi) and participates in a intellectual game called the nervous game. Kishan is very similar to Kobe on the bball court. he makes everyone look like a baby.
Quit being a baby, or Kishan will kill you!!
The vendor was selling nachos so kishan jumped out of the hot tub as if a patrol officer was coming; he took his shirt off later when erotic moments had arrived during the nervous game.
The vendor was selling nachos so kishan jumped out of the hot tub as if a patrol officer was coming; he took his shirt off later when erotic moments had arrived during the nervous game.
by theblackmomba August 22, 2009
Kishan Mohan has no eyebrows
by idkwhkishanis November 29, 2018
by Drake245 May 14, 2021