kirkland

a Costco knockoff brand that is surprisingly good quality.

Oh look! Kirkland soap!

by loser2525 June 29, 2012

kirkland

v. to pick up and twirl a victim over your head before throwing them through a large piece of glass

Guy 1: Did you hear? Andy was just kirklanded and is bleeding profusely!

Guy 2: I know! I'm the one who kirklanded him!

by cremo_neco July 11, 2008

Kirklanders

Anglo Africans of Kenya

Comes from Kirkland, British governor of East Africa

by Ruks March 19, 2005

kirkland

a gay brand that your mother used to force you to use when u have allergies ooooooooooooooo. It is very good when shoving it up a black girls vagina bc it cleans out dirt. You shoved those wipes up a girls ass atleast once, they scream and moan so hard!

A shoved that Kirkland} wipe up her tight vagina. Now I will have less shit stains!

by eliza big chungus December 24, 2019

Arthur Kirkland

Arthur Kirkland is the human name of the character "England/UK/Great Britain" in Hetalia Axis Powers.

Arthur Kirkland is England's human name.

by Chibi Romano November 27, 2013

Arthur Kirkland

English gentleman whose tsundere levels are off the charts. You don't want to mess with his magic or cooking. Definitely not the cooking. He can burn cereal. Just...Don't. He's become a bitch and proud. He will tell you to use the queen's english and you can refer to him as the United Bloody Kingdom. He will call you a twat, git, wanker, and more but you shall respect his tea-loving ass and union jack bandana. Matters related to independence make him sick and who knows what happened to his eyebrows? At times he can make us laugh and at others he is a cinnamon roll that we all love.

-Who's that with the union jack guitar?
-My, well that's Arthur Kirkland.

-Are those-?
-Iggybrows? Yes, yes they are.

by gAH I need a life January 30, 2018

Kirkland Drymount

A Kirkland Drymount is where someone in Costco intentionaly or non-intentionally rubs up on you or someone else. Usually when its busy and jam packed with people.

"Dude, I just gave this really smokin hot chick a Kirkland Drymount at Costco today when I was shopping in bulk with my Wife."

"OMG! This guy just gave me a Kirkland Drymount, omg look, that one over there, the balding one in the bomber jacket torn jeans and platform boots. Yeah, I feal so violated... I think I'm gonna cry..."

by Anonomystical March 19, 2009