The bloke who is the butt of a practical joke
Marc was kippered by Gary today”
by BigBoy200 October 23, 2019
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Thing 1: Mate, what do you fancy?
Thing 2: Imma fry me a kipper on the heater.

Thing 1: A hotdog? I think I'm gonna chunndar.
by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 August 21, 2016
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When one partakes in the smoking of cannabis and becomes stoned or monged to the extent of not being able to move. Once this state is achieved, the smoking session is concluded and usually followed by sleeping (also known as 'kipping'), hence, 'kippered.'
'Dude! I've had 10 bongs and 4 spliffs... I think i'm stone kippered! I'm going for a bit of a kip.'
by El Poogo February 12, 2009
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When a guy fingers a women and his hand smells afterwards which is known as kipper hand
Man you’ve got kipper hand after fingering that bird
by Cafc56 January 3, 2018
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Heard recently in the NW of England, used by an elderly lady in a bank whilst speaking to a member of staff. She had just opened one of the cashier's desks..."watcha been doin', picking your kipper?"

Assumed to imply that the aforementioned lady had been scratching her vagina, or possibly masturbating. Her reply was not documented.....
by Deepestblue March 6, 2013
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