1.) Picturesque, historically significant small city (technically a town) on the eastern end of Lake Ontario.

2.) Soul-destroyingly boring place to live.

3.) A great place to take a shit.
Lucky for us, Kingston was halfway between Toronto and Montreal (or Ottawa and Toronto, for that matter). Sure beats taking a crap in Napanee.
by PDAC February 20, 2007
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A small city of 120,000 or so residents. Known primarily as the “Limestone City”, it’s a popular stop on road trips due to its location between Toronto and Ottawa/Montreal. Unfortunately for permanent residents, it has a very closed off and white centric population, especially with the younger generations. Lots of teen Kingstonians are subtly racist and will judge you silently if you aren’t white or if you deviate from the norm. This isn’t apparent at first but if you are observant you will notice the racist undertones if the young white majority. Basically, it’s fine to live here if you’re not white, just expect a degree of subsincious racism, arrogance and an overall sense of sheltered and ignorant teen population.
Kingston sure is a beautiful city, you just need to watch out for the subconscious racism that plagues it
by Carl’s Marks March 19, 2018
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The first capital of New York State, also known as the capital of Ulster County. A fast growing city with corrupt mayor, and coke head police. It is home to the NYS motor Vehicle office, The best 4th of July party in upstate New York, Hudson Valley Mall, Ulster County Jail, Ulster County Court. Kingston City is bigger than Poughkeepsie,NY Although it doesnt seem that way because there is more to do in Poughkeepsie. Kids form Saugerties and and Oneonta often claim they are from Kingston because they konw it's cooler to rep a City rather than a town noone ever heard of. Kids from Kingston will either stay in town and go to a local club, i.e. The Steal House, Toniq Gin Mill, Mariner's, or the Forum, or they will head up to Albany, Down to Poughkeepsie, New Paltz, or Newburgh. Pretty much the whole city is one big ghetto, Downtown and Midtown mainly. All the lawyers and doctors live uptown on Linderman and up towards that area, with the 2 millon dollar houses. Kingston is also home the the biggest high school in the Hudson Valley.
Kid 1) Yo, I'm goin to Poughkeepsie tonight, you wanna come?
Kid 2) Nha man, I'm gonna saty in Kingston and go to Mariner's or something.
Kid 1) Aight man, suit your self, we might end up in Newburgh too.
kid2) Go ahead dude I'm fine.
by Mac6252 April 1, 2007
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The type of guy that is easy to fall for, funny, kind, and "caring". But just turns out he is a fuck boy and all his friends know it! A stupid son of a bitch that cant function like a regular nice person. Doesn't care about anything and is a horrible hypocrite!
Hey did Kingston break that girls heart now trying to fuck another one?
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Located in Massachusetts, it is the greatest town EVER. Housing everything you need, including: KES, rocky nook, Biackfords, the reed, club leightons, Alfie, the tracks, silver lake, mosquito, independence mall, blade campbell, the early bird, KYSA, Clem, Alley Kat lanes, mama mia's, Scoopy's, buckskin leather vest, royal garden, Stangellini, street hockey, the drinking spot, grey's beach, the punching bag, tucson tacos, the jones river, zlogar, the jumping bridge, etc....
"When I die I want to go to Heaven."
"Heaven? Oh you must mean Kingston."
"Exactly Trizacne."
by Alfonsorelli Dog Fart April 8, 2008
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Kingston is a very nerdy and geeky bro. He loves video games and reading. He is very hilarious and makes funny puns/ jokes. He also gets mistaken for who he likes/ loves, he gets blamed for liking one of his friends. He can be a little scary..=), but not too scary.
" Wish my friend was a Kingston"
" yea me too"
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An axe-weilding warrior. He is obsessed with the outdoors, and a little girl crazy at times, but eventually he gets over it. Known for being different than every one else. Some people call him "the last of his kind". He loves getting into trouble, and doesn't really care about threatening his life or getting hurt.
Kingston just snuck out and stole all the canteen candy!
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