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I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England 

When a girl is so hot that screwing her could be nothing other than mythic or legendary.
That is the hottest girl I've ever seen. I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England.
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King Charles I of England

The single nicest man to walk the face of earth. The man who was anointed by God. The Parliament, consisted of r3tards who probably think they should ride a Canyon Aeroad on a Downhill MTB Trail. King Charles did NOTHING wrong!! Collecting ship money is absolutly correct!! and he was the one, who sadly got be-headed by the r3tarted parliament
James Chapman: And so King Charles I of England got beheaded because he disagreed with parliament and reb...

Paul: Oh shut the fuck up James Cuntmann, King Charles I was a perfect idol in every way. Parliament nobles are the one who should've been be-headed. #KINGCHARLESIDIDNOTHINGWRONG!!!!

*The Class: Based, Paul.

King George the III of England 

Born: 4th of June 1738
Reigned: 1760 - 1820
Died: 1820
His reign marked thew loss of the American Colonies. After the Boston Tea Party in 1773.
He also created the Buckingham Palace and the English word sandwich during a game of cards.
After the death of French king Louise the XVI George worried that he was next this drove him to the point of insanity and also made him blind.
His son George IV of England ran as regent as his father recovered from his illness.
Eventually the king returned to normal but he was still blind.
Later 60 years into his reign he died.
King George the III of England was the first Hanoverian to be born in Briton.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026