Person 1: 'I got into King's! So relieved I didn't end up at UCL!'
Duke of Wellington: 'I must congratulate you on that, your hard work has spared you the horror of an education from that godless institution on Gower Street!'
'I am applying to King's College London to study Medicine. But why are you applying to UCL? King's is FAR better! We even have a lion named Reggie, and those half wits from Gower Street have tried to steal him many a time!'