When you put cocaine in some ones ass, and when they fart, you take in the glorious champion cloud from the air, go for a dunk with your nose, finally show her who's the king, fake a cramp and sleep it off.
by Enation June 10, 2014
English-language translation of the Christian Bible published in 1611 under the authority of the British Crown. Also known as the Authorized Version (i.e., authorized for use in the Anglican Church) or King James Version. Based on a small number of relatively late manuscripts, the translation is not as accurate as modern versions such as the NIV or NRSV.
by Rbd41 June 13, 2011
Primarily used in an English speaking context, Especially for non-Catholic Christians.
A King James’ Salvation is when you run out of toilet paper and out of sheer desperation, You wipe with torn out pages of a nearby Pocket Bible. This act is typically performed at home or at a friends house
A King James’ Salvation is when you run out of toilet paper and out of sheer desperation, You wipe with torn out pages of a nearby Pocket Bible. This act is typically performed at home or at a friends house
“Hey man, I heard you and Tom had a falling out, what happened?”
“Piece of shit pulled a King James’ Salvation with my moms Bible, Fucking disgusting”
“Piece of shit pulled a King James’ Salvation with my moms Bible, Fucking disgusting”
by Spainwater2002 October 18, 2021
The lost, now found, ancient Holy Hood Bible commissioned by King James Brown, The First (I) that contains the raw thoughts of Hood Niggaz who have lived throughout history--and left their wisdom in order that the new Nigga of today may survive in Whitey's world unscathed. The Book of Niggamaste is its main Scroll. See niggamaste niggadom.
1st Nigga: "Remember what the ancient hood prophets said in the good hood book about priorities?
2nd Nigga: "Nah, I dont. I grew up in the suburbs."
1st Nigga: "Well, it says Seek Ye first the Niggadom and everything else will be added unto you, My Nigga.
That's in found in the Book of Niggamaste 6:33. The King James Brown Version."
2nd Nigga: Holy Shit!
1st Nigga: Nah, Holy REAL Shit, My Nigga.
2nd Nigga: "Nah, I dont. I grew up in the suburbs."
1st Nigga: "Well, it says Seek Ye first the Niggadom and everything else will be added unto you, My Nigga.
That's in found in the Book of Niggamaste 6:33. The King James Brown Version."
2nd Nigga: Holy Shit!
1st Nigga: Nah, Holy REAL Shit, My Nigga.
by DuVay Knox November 4, 2018
a king of da 3rd coast
he can rap pretty good
he stay in h-town
they call him king james da 3rd.king as in royalty,james as in his real name,da 3rd as in 3rd coast.
he can rap pretty good
he stay in h-town
they call him king james da 3rd.king as in royalty,james as in his real name,da 3rd as in 3rd coast.
call me da king like i b james da third/
when i,grab da mic,servants bow after the very first word/
the lyrics i spit r hot like the core of planet earth/
the result of listening causes it to swang n swerve/
i rock the whole world/
even ya so called baby gurl/
-king james da 3rd
when i,grab da mic,servants bow after the very first word/
the lyrics i spit r hot like the core of planet earth/
the result of listening causes it to swang n swerve/
i rock the whole world/
even ya so called baby gurl/
-king james da 3rd
by J2K of the T.L.T.C January 3, 2008
To be "James King'd" is a verb.
Which includes pecking with a rather large nose and sexual harrasment.
ALSO you must be halfblack half white, have a huge nose, and have to be the creepyest kid ever.
Which includes pecking with a rather large nose and sexual harrasment.
ALSO you must be halfblack half white, have a huge nose, and have to be the creepyest kid ever.
by kaitlyn (= December 3, 2008
James King'd, or doing a James King, is a verb for the stalking, kidnapping, raping and subsequent killing, which more often than not leads to further raping, of small, innocent little children, often, but not in all cases, under the age of 3 years. This is usually completed by the dismemberment and disposal of the victim into several easy to binbag parts.
i)Ermintrude: I lost sight of my little Freddie yesterday; I feared that some one could've James King'd him!
Hyacinth: That's horrible! I heard on the news about a 6-month old baby who disappeared and was found three months later in three different bins!
ii)Hugo: Hey, have you noticed Ted's strange behaviour recently? He's been spending a lot of time at home, and the only time he does come out is to loiter around childrens' parks.
Vincent: Yeah, I think he's planning to do a James King.
Hyacinth: That's horrible! I heard on the news about a 6-month old baby who disappeared and was found three months later in three different bins!
ii)Hugo: Hey, have you noticed Ted's strange behaviour recently? He's been spending a lot of time at home, and the only time he does come out is to loiter around childrens' parks.
Vincent: Yeah, I think he's planning to do a James King.
by Bertington November 20, 2010