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A Tom is a unit of ludicrosity. One Tom is defined as the amount of ludicrosity require to cause 1 eye twitch in an average size human. A KiloTom is 1,000 Toms.
That speech by President Bush was at least 50 KiloToms.
by Tom December 06, 2004