Kilmo 

To take, borrow or use one's money when you have no intentions of paying it back.

We ate dinner and she did a "Kilmo" and now I have to pay for it.

Kilmo by Mr Rectomy October 23, 2010

Kilode 

A word originating from the Yoruba tribe in Nigeria used largely as a Nigerian word(or slang) meaning, "What is it?" or "What is the matter?"

Pronounced (ki-low-day)

Why are you crying? Kilode?

Kilode by Darnmey May 30, 2011

Kilode 

A word in Yoruba which means "why" or "what is it". Often used if your Nigerian mom is annoyed at you.

I called my mom 9 times to ask if she could make plantain and puff puff so on the 9th time, she asked "KILODEEEEEEEEEE AH?". I then decided at that point that I should hang up because she might get the belt.

Kilode by nigerianboifromchicago April 24, 2019

kiloderp

The Standard International unit for stupidity.

When a derpometer is at hand:

*Man attempts to peel banana with rusty hacksaw*
Intellectual: "My God... I'm reading 16 kiloderps!"

kiloderp by Dr. Herp Derpington October 11, 2010

Lemmy Kilmister 

the frontman for Motorhead a brilliant lyricist. Was in the band Hawkwind until fired on a gig in canada then started motorhead with fast eddie clarke and phil philthy animal taylor this man cannot be killed drank jack and smoked speed scince 69 and still hasnt kicked the bucket

jesus christ lemmy kilmister is still not dead and still rocking!

Lemmy Kilmister by guitardude218 August 11, 2008

kilolanmetry 

A synonym for math.

"Everybody. take out your kilolanmetry textbooks!" said the teacher.

kilolanmetry by SockHead & Dindono June 17, 2009

Killorglin 

A small town in the south of Ireland where once a year there is a pagan festival, Puck Fair, involving worship of a goat, large amounts of alcohol and on the final day beastiality. Notable residents include Paddy Croke

Boss: "Why were you late for work, why are you drunk and why is there an animals anus in the canteen?"
Employee: "Its puck."
Boss: "TO KILLORGLIN!"

Killorglin by kerry1972 October 14, 2008