Killdo 

Killdo

A non-sexual object (i.e. a carrot) women use for masturbation that causes the death of a woman by means of foreign substances entering the respiratory or circulatory systems through a tear in the vaginal walls from the use of said object.

Note: Whoever wrote "A queef will force said object out of the clitoris and, thus, negate its title as a killdo." Is DEAD WRONG and if HE thinks that ANYTHING comes out of a clitoris he NEEDS A CLASS IN FEMALE ANATOMY BEFORE HE'S ALLOWED TO EVER TOUCH ANOTHER VAG IN HIS LIFETIME ( though in doubt he's ever inspected one to date).

Dude, did you see "1000 Ways to Die" last night? Some chick died from masturbating with a carrot. They called it a killdo.

Dude, did you see "1000 Ways to Die" last night? Some chick died from masturbating with a carrot. They called it a killdo.

Killdo by MsMagoo November 10, 2019

Killdo 

A non-sexual object (i.e. a carrot) women use for masturbation that causes the death of a woman by means of foreign substances entering the respiratory or circulatory systems through a tear in the vaginal walls from the use of said object.

Note: A queef will force said object out of the clitoris and, thus, negate its title as a killdo.

Dude, did you see "1000 Ways to Die" last night? Some chick died from masturbating with a carrot. They called it a killdo.

Killdo by TheToastedRoach May 5, 2009

Killdo 

A dildo that's got a hidden weapon inside.

Ryan: "Bro, did you hear what happened to Mikey?"
Rick: "Yeah, I heard his Tinder hookup stabbed with a killdo."

Killdo by gangry October 13, 2015

arms back killjoy 

the punchline to an.. inappropriate, mini comic made by a frerardshipper (shipper of Gerard way and Frank Iero of my chemical romance).

standard fiatfv fan: hey look! It’s the stream for the medicine square garden music video
frerard shippers in the live chat: ARMS BACK KILLJOY

arms back killjoy by semop May 19, 2020

Killjoy 

One who does not conform to society or corporations; Rebel

"The future is bulletproof
The aftermath is secondary
It's time to do it now and do it loud
Killjoys
Make some noise"

Killjoy by Killjoys March July 14, 2014

killjoy 

Only emos that wear colors.

Im emo but in Gerard Way.And its 2017.Say a word and Im gonna shot you with my killjoy-dangerous-watergun.

killjoy by Ivexsis August 28, 2017

Killorglin 

A small town in the south of Ireland where once a year there is a pagan festival, Puck Fair, involving worship of a goat, large amounts of alcohol and on the final day beastiality. Notable residents include Paddy Croke

Boss: "Why were you late for work, why are you drunk and why is there an animals anus in the canteen?"
Employee: "Its puck."
Boss: "TO KILLORGLIN!"

Killorglin by kerry1972 October 14, 2008