Kiev

The capital of Ukraine, no need for further explanation.

Any normal person: *Sees the mainstream media pronounce Kiev as KE-EV*
Brain: They might need to go back to spelling school

Kiev by Anti-Normies March 22, 2022

kiev

The capital city of Ukraine. Where the national soccer team for Ukraine plays. The birthplace of ME!

Kiev, the greatest city that was ever created!

kiev by AK March 30, 2005

kiev

Function: adjective
Slang : remarkably good, cool or sophisticated but with an unobtainable or rare quality.

Tween girl may say, "Amarissa's Fendi handbag is so kiev! Did you know her dad is rich and bought it for her Bat Mitzvah?"

Upon seeing a Saleen S281 Supercharged Mustang smoke some rubber at the stoplight, teenage boys may say, "Dude, that car is soooo kiev! I wish my parents would buy me one for graduation."

In college I said, "Girl friend! This kind bud is so kiev that my vinny-van is buzzing for the Flaa-man. Light another one and pass the bon-bons!"

kiev by Bébé Schwartz November 10, 2008

Kiev

A person who eats a lot but doesnt get fat. Horrible at basketball and still in love with his ex. Extremely skinny and gaunt and extremely ashy.

Dude: Is that Kiev?
Girl dude: ou yes i wanna smash.
Dude: he smells like socks and is extremely ashy and gaunt!! Dont SMASH HIM.!!

Kiev by bruhdoyousmellthatcheese March 12, 2020

kiev

Function: adjective
Slang : remarkably good, cool or sophisticated but with an unobtainable or rare quality.

Tween girl may say, "Amarissa's Fendi handbag is so kiev! Did you know her dad is rich and bought it for her Bat Mitzvah?"

Upon seeing a Saleen S281 Supercharged Mustang smoke some rubber at the stoplight, teenage boys may say, "Dude, that car is soooo kiev! I wish my parents would buy me one for graduation."

In college I said, "Girl friend! This kind bud is so kiev that my vinny-van is buzzing for the Flaa-man. Light another one and pass the bon-bons!"

kiev by Bébé Schwartz November 5, 2008

Kiev

A Kiev is another word for describing something repugnant and fat. Most commonly "Kievs" are fat, ugly and bitchy girls that are very proud of themselves and think their ass is because they've worked hard when is pretty much there only because of their weight. A kiev can also mean a spot.

Max: So what do u think of my new link Chloe Dingles

Ocpr: Kiev

Harrison: I dated a kiev!!!

Kiev by nixk_pala August 12, 2017

Kiev

I’m kiev & I’m still in love with Zadira I can’t get over how fine she is😍

Kiev: Zadira your so pretty Zadira:awe thx

Kiev by gaybitch101 March 12, 2020