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12.
God's punishment for having sex
Suzie: we've been dating for a long time and I need to tell you something
Johnny: Please dont breakup up with me
Suzie: It's not that, geez...I'M PREGNANT, we'll have kids together!
Johnny:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Johnny's screams could be heard from Australia
by blahblahblaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah December 30, 2010
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1.
kid
a friend or aqauntance
Yo what up kid
by self March 08, 2003
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2.
the result unprotected sex of a male and a female of the same species; also can be known as offspring and brats
The misses and I took the kids to the park.
by uzbones3 February 15, 2003
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3.
things that interupt you while your banging you wife.
"I would have finished if it wasnt for those medling kids!"
by Terrell Robinson January 12, 2004
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4.
kid
Anyone below the age of 18 (or 21, in some circles.) Don't listen to the idiotic fools who hate on little kids because they think it's "hip and cool".
Adult: "lawlz i r teh 1337 adult cuz i h8 kidz"

Kid: "I thought that you got SMARTER when you got older."
by Smithkakarot August 03, 2006
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5.
The stuff that gets shot all over the place during sex.
I was doing this broad from behind and ended up shooting kids all over her back and hair.
by T-ray March 05, 2004
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6.
the worst STD you can get.
man 1: i banged jill and got the worst STD in the world.

man 2: AIDS

man 1: no, kids.

man 2: i give you my sincerest condolences.
by urban asshole January 23, 2010
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7.
kid
1.Something REALLY old people desire to be when their backs start breaking and their hearing and eyesight get poor.
Before gramps died, he told me to stay a kid forever..."It's worth it." He says.
by Katherine April 28, 2004
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