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2. Keyboard Commando
A pro white youth who wastes his time on a pc rather then training for war.
Mario is a keyboard commando
by Ne01 Mar 26, 2003 add a video
1. Keyboard Commando
Someone who acts tough behind a keyboard online, but can't say the same things in real life.
Keyboard Commando: 'That's complete shit! You're wrong! If I saw you in the street, I'd bash you!'

Real Life: 'Oh ... Hello ... Of course you are right and I am wrong. Sorry ... I won't disagree with you.'
3. Keyboard Commando
Rationality says:
Capt. Commando: "How about you take your fuckin keybord an shuv it up your fucking asss you fucking faggot fuckfaced fucking cuntsmear! I'll fucking kick your ass, bitch!"
Just try it fucker. Come on... I dare you.
by Den-bot Feb 13, 2005 add a video
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