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Hardware that conveniently allows an individual to lose all essential keys at once.
I'm so glad I bought that personalized key ring, now the person that finds it can drive my car to my house and go in my office to unlock my safe without ANY trouble.
by Youknowyadayada July 20, 2010
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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a ring that holds your keys which is very good for, when in a brawl, sticking your finger through the ring and smacking somone in the face with the sharp, metal keys.
willie got in a fight with leroy, so he whipped out his keyring on leroy. unfortunatly, leroy had a nine, and he capped that nigga to death!
by billybobjoecletusclem June 20, 2004
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