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When returning home and inserting the key coincides perfectly with the sense of immediate peeing which did not exist at all before. Some times makes you pretend walking while remaining at the same geographic coordinates. A combination of the words insert and pee.
Dude, key inpeesert is the worst thing to happen when wearing my salopeta and my ballet leotard. End of story.
by magnoliatangerine March 28, 2011