A Kevin is someone who consistently or greatly shows a complete lack of intelligence through incompetence of social and societal norms, or is purposefully antagonistic in their poor decision making. Remember the kid in your class who would constantly get in trouble for really dumb things? He was probably a Kevin. Family members, friends, coworkers, and classmates can all become Kevins.
Goddamnit Kevin!
by Imcliche November 14, 2019
The definition of Kevin is basically a boy, whom is amazing. He knows exactly how to cheer someone up. How to make them giggle like a fool in public by saying cheesy things, that make you fall overly in love with him. Head over heels, that is. Probably more. He has the biggest ego, but knows how to love someone even more than he loves himself. He deserves the best, and nothing but that. And whether or not he's been hurt, he takes chances, and for that, he makes a girl the luckiest one in the world.
by Jewel-e-yah. January 28, 2009
Kevin is an amazing guy with a strong taste for old-school music and has a big dick. He can make you feel better when you are down, and has lots of patients with even the most anoyying people. Kevin can have the biggest heart and can have some personal problems and doesn't want to talk about it but will be able to listen to other people's problems.
by Realest tough guy August 7, 2018
The most amazing guy ever. Someone who is funny and cute and has super cool flippy hair. He is also a professional when it comes to giving massages anywhere, especially on your head. He makes you smile all the time and knows the best ways to cheer you up. He listens to really good music and can play the drums, guitar, bass...and probably any other instrument. He also sings to you while playing your favorite songs on guitar (that's the best). He is tall, wears awesome clothes, and is ridiculously good-looking. He always smells great too. This guy is just absolutely perfect.
by bd2748 May 13, 2010
A guy that always has girls around him. No matter where he is they are with him. He is the guy to be.
Guy1: Dude you look like such a Kevin right now with all them girls.
Guy2: I know man I feel like I'm a Kevin.
Guy2: I know man I feel like I'm a Kevin.
by Jjbars February 13, 2014
Kevin's an overweight accountant who constantly just thinks about food and sex. he's seen with a jar of M&M's on his desk, too. he's chill with everyone but that short bitchy girl, Angela.
by Ye Niu August 13, 2020
A Kevin will be the most amazing person you will ever meet. Treasure him but don't pressure it. He has the most beautiful eyes and best personality. Funny,sweet, and caring but he also hides dark secrets that he might share with his closest friends. He is unforgettably cute and sweet. He will make you laugh and you gotta love him! He will be a great boyfriend! If you have a Kevin in your life, don't ever let him go and keep on loving that bitch!
boy:yo Kevin what's up
Girl: hi Kevin
Girl: will you be my boyfriend Kevin
Boy: Kevin what do you have for lunch
Teacher:Kevin what's the answer to this problem
Girl: hi Kevin
Girl: will you be my boyfriend Kevin
Boy: Kevin what do you have for lunch
Teacher:Kevin what's the answer to this problem
by HeyBitch135 November 23, 2018