Usually born on January 11th. Straight badass. hates people that names start with the letter "m" for some reason. Really good friend if you've known him for a long time.
by Kevens are the best November 29, 2018
He is an idiot sandwich he is the worst boyfriend ever
He will be rude and petty about everything
He is the freaking worst
He will be rude and petty about everything
He is the freaking worst
by Lola_123456 June 27, 2020
A freaking boss,he is loyal to the end, he gets the girls all over him like oil to a pan UNLIKE ANYBODY ELSE but can't date them,he is sexi boss and tall, a conversation starter, He is the leader of his friends and is always there for them..Arguably the funniest guy on the planet huge calfs,biceps,but man titties,He is strong,fast,and smart.And could get any girl to suck his snobjockey,but can't get any girl to date him. HE IS A SEXI BOSS OVERALL
by juicejuicegirly November 15, 2013
very sexually active, loves sarcasm, has giant wenis, and a giant shlong. giant chickes are the best for stews.
by k.a.b April 15, 2008
one of the biggest knob jockeys going. A total dropkick. Keven's are pyschotic woman bashers who blame their actions on anyone or anything except themselves. keven's may seem caring but under that caring attitude really lies ulterior motives they are always scheming. keven's are attention seekers always trying to make others feel sorry for them, they may claim the world is against them, everybody hates them, constant claims of self harm and suicidal tendencies all designed to make you fall into their trap.
beware of that pschyo keven, never trust a keven you will inevitably fall into his web of deceit and betrayal.
by beware of the web of deceit November 24, 2011
If you meet a Kevene they probably got on of the biggest cocks your ever seen.Their charismatic nature is a game changer for relationships and a refresher for everyone around them Kevene’s are truly the best
by liverfaliure282 July 19, 2022
by Coolguykev August 5, 2018