When one takes Ketamine and cannot take steps, one must then shuffle along the floor
-Oh look at Julie over there, shes doing the ketty shuffle

-Fancy doing the ketty shuffle tonight?

-I need a glass of water I'm just going to do the ketty shuffle into the kitchen
by yeslav June 9, 2009
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A nickname for cute girls in the middle of peninsular in Malaysia.
Look! A ketty Pulai is playing with her cats and they are so adorable!
by KacakNyo November 22, 2021
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I rare bird, the Ketty James is a white female, often from the home counties (especially Surrey or Essex). Despite not wanting to get a reputation for having a drug habit the Ketty James will not shut up about the OUTRAGEOUS amount of drugs (especially ketamine) that she does on Sunday nights with her all female drinking society.
A closely related even rarer species is the hyper-aggressive, even more spudded Co-ketty James. Both should be handled with caution as they're volatile creatures know for their flamboyant dress sense and prolific shouting.
"How was last night?"
"Good I got properly fucked up, but don't worry I wasn't as bad as ketty james"
"Good! No one wants to be as bad as ketty james"
by bincam May 8, 2018
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American: ayo elotero how much you make?
Elotero: ketti
by Kermit TMPGSF August 16, 2021
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