to kessel s.o. means to tell somebody unbelievable lies in rapid succession so the person gets confused.
Hafi was kesseled by Wiesi.
by The Fr34k May 11, 2008
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a basket for carrying some things often made of wire
this kessel is very hard give me a basket
by Andrius March 2, 2008
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A re-rack in the drinking game Beirut, it is named after the hockey player Phil Kessel who plays for the Boston Bruins. It consist of four cups, three vertical and one cup horizontal to the middle cup. This is a reference to the fact that Phil Kessel has only one testicle after suffering testicular cancer. This is done in good fun, since Phil Kessel is considered to be a sick right winger. The saying hails from the frisbee team at Stonehill College
Phil: Re-rack?

Tim:Yeah man

Conor: Yo, how do you wanna us to re-rack it then?

Tim: Phil Kessel that sit dude!
by LeprechaunCBN June 25, 2009
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The most beautiful girl you will ever meet she the most beautiful eyes that change color. The most beautiful smile that makes your heart flutter even though she can sometimes she will bite you it's fine cause she's really cute about it. She has the most beautiful face the kind that you can stare at for ours she is truly the definition of beautiful.
Whats your apion on that autumn kessel girl, ow you mean that one cute girl she's really amazing
by Redhead the 1st March 17, 2023
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in which a gay/in the closet guy falls in love with jackson kessel, but ultimately is rejected by jack in the nicest way possible; also can be applied to others besides jack
Ugh, this guy‘s a real player, I feel like i‘m gonna get Kesseled.
by spamkt October 12, 2019
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When you fuck a girl hard and fast and pull out of her vagina, only to stick it in her ass to blow your load.
Man I'd Millennium Falcon Kim Kardashian!

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I'd do a Kessel Run on that ass!
by BrakusAttackus April 23, 2009
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Dude, I met a Slave Leia at ComicCon and we did the The Kessel Run. She was mad when I came before the opening credits.
by The Drunk Nerds December 5, 2011
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