(Noun) Black man of power.A man with a heart of gold. Superhero like. Most Kerwinians have the muscles of Zeus and the brain of a pea. Often known as a teddy bear, most Kerwinians cannot be found without a smile on their faces. Black as night, you can not spot a Kerwinian in the dark unless he has a smile on his face or a light of some kind surrounding him. Women flock to this chunk of meat. Although a Kerwinian is one of the higher levels of black men, he may not come equipped with a long dong.
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? No, Its Kerwinian!
by SuperBlow October 11, 2011