The picther for th cubs whose always been "hurt" so many times its like his arm is gonna come off...
Steve Stone the Anouncer: And here is Kerry Wood stepping up to the mound, theres the pitch........... and holy sal cal there goes his arm <CRACK> It flys over third base towards the bleachers, and, and, and its foul...
Other Anouncer: It seems everyone wants a piece of Kerry theses days...
*You can here the sound of fans fighting for the arm...
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