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synonymous with being passed the fuck out as a direct result of acute alcohol intoxication. Often an individual in this state is victim to practical jokes and similar antics.

See Kerwasted.
"That guy is eFing kerplatzed, so we decided to write all over his forehead and cover his hand in shaving cream."
by Ladybacon October 16, 2009

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