Kernes 

Someone who is extremely short and gullible.

You fell for that?! Gosh your such a Kernes.

Kernes by Rapper11 July 9, 2011

Kernel of Pot 

A term used to describe .25 grams or about $5 worth of good weed. Originated on the second floor of Scudder Hall at SUNY New Paltz.

"Yo man you got weed to throw on a J?"

"Sure, but I've only got a Kernel of Pot left."

Kernel of Pot by WeedKernel November 29, 2012

Kennesha 

The closest friend you'll ever have. Don't cross her, or she'll fuck you up! One bad ass mother fucker, Kennesha's are. If you do end up with a Kennesha, be sure to treat her right!

She is such a kennesha

Kennesha by IXB12 November 8, 2013

Kenesha 

A beautiful warm hearted girl who is usually playful but knows when to be serious

She is nice to be around and very funny

Kenesha is very warm hearted and beautiful.

Kenesha by Ntwana2 October 19, 2020

Keynesian Kenyan

Birther nickname for Barack Obama

Shit! This milk is like $3.50 a gallon. Screw the Keynesian Kenyan.

Keynesian Kenyan by The Reverend McCready May 20, 2011

Kennesha 

Literally the coolest, most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She hates her name but it's important for her to know how gorgeous it really is. Super chill and makes the perfect best friend. Someone you will want to share a profound connection with.

Kennesha hasn't texted me in an hour and I miss her already.

Kennesha by ari1975 February 24, 2018

Kerner 

Mispronunciation of the common name Connor. Usually occurs while yelling.

Developed to the point where Connor is given the nickname "Kerner". Also known as "Kern" for short.
When friends greet or congratulate "Kerner" they may say "Kernsauce!" in an enthusiastic voice.

Friend 1: "Hey I see Connor across the street!"
Friend 2: "Call to him!"
Friend 1: "Kernerr!!"

Kerner by Kerner June 13, 2013