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Alexander James Kempton ;)) 

Alexander James Kempton ;)) is a troubled young man who is not looking forward to his German exam. He is having a competition with Arib Al-Islam to see who is better at German. Alexander James Kempton ;))'s are usually calm but can get very horny if Jordan is near.
Jim: Oh boy here comes Jordan, Lets hope Alex doesn't do an Alexander James Kempton ;))
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a stoopid adopted noob head nerd
yo why are u being such a kempton mcgregor
A really rude girl who always bullies people and cries all the time about things you would normally not cry about.
"Stop being such a kempton"

"You are definantly a kempton"

"She cries a lot. Lets call the baby Kempton."
kempton by TikkiTakki October 30, 2013
a sexy ass male dog who fucks his kids in a deep freeze he uses a fudgsicle as anal beads and gave all his kids harder aids then magic johnson he also got a ketchup bottle stuck up his own ass crack he pulls out faster then bo jacksons 40 yard dash and his foreskin is as floppy as maggys ears he has a lesbian pride badge becuz of his lesbian wife who is actually lil pumps vagina and 6ix9ine is his fathers fuck buddy he had a abortion cuz of magic johnsons aids getting into him and the baby was as tiny as james charles dick and kemptons can fit a whole popsicle stick down his throat because he had practice with his dad daynan gabe is very non resistant to peepees in throat becuz kempton never showed him his ways on how to take a dick like a real man/peepee taking janitor known as daynans uncle how kemptons learned how to take a dick is from taking notes while watching daynans uncle turn daynans ass into a jube jube kemptons are anti non incest and they usually have a dick that is bigger then rowans forehead. kemptons like turning black thotniggas bums into a star of david and he already turned gabes ass into a fucking swatstica he will never be as good as daynans uncle who turns bums into a whole starbucks building while taking magic johnsons dick in his throat
your a nigger you fucking kempton headass boyo
kempton by heyitsyoboyo June 3, 2019
Greatest, hottest, most amazing girlfriend you'll ever have <3
I'm in love with Kempton.
Kempton is so hot and amazing.
Kempton by Clutch_chris August 3, 2017
dumbest and smartest person you'll ever meet. kinda hot tho. gets a 35 on the ACT, but doesn't know left from right.
kempton is going to berkeley
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026