Definition 1: When something stupid happens in your life and you wanna escape it.
Definition 2 : When something bad occurs in your life,and you wanna die but not literally.
Definition 3: A term used by spam accounts.
Definition 2 : When something bad occurs in your life,and you wanna die but not literally.
Definition 3: A term used by spam accounts.
by Chicobean August 23, 2017
A very nice and good looking party animal. also known to be very great in bed. meant as a compliment
by KermitTheRaveFrog May 13, 2005
Def. 1-
A beloved and classic Muppet. One of the most recognizable Muppets, Kermit is a pea green, frog puppet. He is known for his long, dangly arms and his relationship with Miss Piggy. Portrayed by Jim Henson, Steve Whitmire, Victor Yerrid.
Def. 2-
Jenna Marbles' first dog. Kermit is an Italian Greyhound and is known for his cameos in Jenna's videos, his Jenna proclaimed appearance similar to that of a rat, his love for chicken and his starring role in the video, "How to care for your Cermet."
A beloved and classic Muppet. One of the most recognizable Muppets, Kermit is a pea green, frog puppet. He is known for his long, dangly arms and his relationship with Miss Piggy. Portrayed by Jim Henson, Steve Whitmire, Victor Yerrid.
Def. 2-
Jenna Marbles' first dog. Kermit is an Italian Greyhound and is known for his cameos in Jenna's videos, his Jenna proclaimed appearance similar to that of a rat, his love for chicken and his starring role in the video, "How to care for your Cermet."
Kermit is most known for his starring role in "How to care for your Cermet", a video by Jenna Marbles after being asked by a commenter on Youtube if Kermit was going to grow and misspelling his name.
Random Youtube Commenter: "Is Cermet going to grow?"
Jenna Marbles: "How does your an Cermet grow? Your an Cermet needs lots of chikain, or else it will not grow. Be sure to keep your an Cermet in a Hot Bed, on a Hot Bed, in a Hot House, in a Hot Climate. If you want your an Cermet to grow, be sure to water your an Cermet multiple times per day. Cermets should get plenty of water but, should never be submerged becuz Cermets can not swim, thatz two much watair. If you follow these instructions, your Cermet will grow...just kidding, it is full grown."
Random Youtube Commenter: "Um...whats Marbles?"
Jenna Marbles: " Marpel is an small, angry Cermet. And Paesh is a female Cermet. And Cermet is just a Cermet."
Random Youtube Commenter: "Is Cermet going to grow?"
Jenna Marbles: "How does your an Cermet grow? Your an Cermet needs lots of chikain, or else it will not grow. Be sure to keep your an Cermet in a Hot Bed, on a Hot Bed, in a Hot House, in a Hot Climate. If you want your an Cermet to grow, be sure to water your an Cermet multiple times per day. Cermets should get plenty of water but, should never be submerged becuz Cermets can not swim, thatz two much watair. If you follow these instructions, your Cermet will grow...just kidding, it is full grown."
Random Youtube Commenter: "Um...whats Marbles?"
Jenna Marbles: " Marpel is an small, angry Cermet. And Paesh is a female Cermet. And Cermet is just a Cermet."
by PositivelyPisces June 13, 2016
by Kermit the frog worshiper October 21, 2020
A fucking green frog who loves drugs he is known to liking weed and coke,He has a human body too if you see him you would think you're on drugs,some people call Pepe Kermit's brother
by JustAFatPerson February 8, 2020