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The act of inserting, unbeknownst to one's significant other, a frozen hot dog (or other phallus-like frozen meat) in the stead of one's own genitalia; usually occuring under the cover of darkness.
It has been so cold out lately that my wife barely fussed when I gave her a kentucky cold cock.

I can think of no better use for those mummified foot longs that have been in the downstairs freezer forever than by kentucky cold cocking the next eight chicks that pass through my bedroom.

*please do not misspeak by remembering, if it's not a suprise, it's not a real kentucky cold cock.
by Roseymalt January 07, 2010
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Words related to Kentucky Cold Cock

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