Kempling 

The closest you can get to crossing the proverbial "line," or perhaps actually crossing it, through verbal, physical, or written actions....while at the same time, somehow gaining everyone's approval in doing so.

"That guy yelling and stabbing people is captivating, and not annoying."

"Yes, he is certainly Kempling right now."

Kempling by Dangerous Dan McGrue February 19, 2012

Kemping 

Verb. describes Ross Kemp sticking his big, bald, fuck off head into a vagina (or anus) in order to cause shock and awe.

"Why did you just shit yourself?"
"Sorry, Ross was out kemping last night. Bastard got himself right up my arsehole and wore me like a glove."

Kemping by matt_leigh September 13, 2014

Shawn Kemping 

To show incredible promise, get paid, fuck women and duck child support, then retire fat but not forgotten for your at once impressive skill, with a sinister smile on your face, reminiscing about how you decieved, conquered, and retired rich, thus upholding the "American Dream."

I'm gonna go to this job that I hate, then I'm gonna be on some Shawn Kemping shit in 5 years!

Shawn Kemping by C.J. December 8, 2004

kempfing

The act of kempfing is to pump a girl full of diesel during 5 second intercourse then to also disperse the diesel upon the girls stomach or chest if possible. People that kempf usually are attracted to "filling up" girls with the first name Kailyn, Shawna, and Faye. Also the only way to be endowed with diesel flowing through your small penis is to be obsessed with diesel, trucks, or cranes.

Kailyn - Last night got weird I was riding Joe then he went inside me.
Chris - What's weird about that?
Kailyn - Just that black stuff drained out of my vagina and it smelled like diesel.
Chris - That's a classic case of kempfing.

kempfing by Trucks, Diesel, Cranes July 28, 2009

Ross Kemping 

To intentionally put one self into a difficult/dangerous situation for a investigative purpose.

"..Me and Matt are Ross Kemping it into the ghetto later"

Ross Kemping by dodo2night November 19, 2016

Kemping 

To masturbate to one's self in a mirror or picture.

Did you see Micah last night? The dude's so full of himself, I bet he's kemping right now.

Kemping by NotTheKemper May 31, 2011

Kemping 

Verb. When a male finishes inside a female knowing that there isn't any birth control being used.

Dan met Trisha out at the bar and they went back to her place for some Kemping.

Kemping by Wallace Boggs August 24, 2004