Guy 1: Dude check out my new ps3
Guy 2: Ah man thats so kelp!
Guy 1: **boulder falls on head** AH KELP!
Guy 1: oh damn....we killed him...
Guy 2: ah kelp...
Lauren and addie = kelp?
Guy 2: Ah man thats so kelp!
Guy 1: **boulder falls on head** AH KELP!
Guy 1: oh damn....we killed him...
Guy 2: ah kelp...
Lauren and addie = kelp?
by meop December 28, 2006
by Krazyman50 September 21, 2017
A badass character in the Artemis Fowl book series. At the start of the series he is Captain, but is promoted to Major and eventually to Commander. He apparently changed his name to Trouble at his manhood ceremony, having just been accepted into the Lower Elements Police (LEP) Academy. He is Grub Kelp's older brother. Trouble is mentioned throughout the series, and in some books there are a few pages (chapters, in the case of The Arctic Incident) told from his point of view.
"LEPRetrieval One were the best and the brightest. It was every little fairy's dream that one day he would grow up to don the stealth-black jumpsuit of the Retrieval commandos. These were the elite. Trouble was their middle name. In the case of Captain Trouble Kelp, trouble was actually his first name" (Colfer 184).
by dreamsofspain December 31, 2010
Drinking a beer while taking a piss, providing the sensation of a single stream of liquid flowing through your digestive system.
Dude 1: Ima take a leak brah.
Dude 2: You wamme hold yr beer?
Dude 1: Nah brah ima kelp tape it.
Dude 2: I don't think we can be friends anymore.
Dude 2: You wamme hold yr beer?
Dude 1: Nah brah ima kelp tape it.
Dude 2: I don't think we can be friends anymore.
by fightswithbears June 3, 2018
(Noun) The less than pleasurable poop taken the morning after a night of smoking marijuana as a result of consuming large amounts of bizarre foods.
by The Amazing String-Beany December 7, 2010
A marine environmentalist or one who believes underwater kelp forests and all living things in the ocean or beaches should not be damaged or harmed. Someone who works to protect the aquatic environment from destruction or pollution. The synonym of a tree hugger or hippie except in an oceanic or aquatic environment.
Dana's such a kelp hugger that she joined Surfrider Foundation and now does the beach clean-up every month.
by LDL1 February 6, 2010
That weird stuff that Ian Holm's character in 'Alien' was made out of instead of human guts when Signourney Weaver & Co found out he was really an android. His innards consisted of white fluid mixed in with these clear bulbs that appeared to be some kind of robot kelp.
by Audrey El September 20, 2005